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Back in the days of yore, Eric and I used to play Warmachine. I have many thoughts on the game, none of which are relevant here nor on an Armada blog. The important thing is every year they would have a tournament called "Foodmachine" where you could donate cans of food to a local food shelter and get extra rerolls, more broken rules, etc etc. The rules took a backseat to fun and goofiness for charity, and everyone had a great time. So, I mentioned this to my friend Cory up in the northwest and he ran a tournament IRL recently.
Luckily, no, above GIF! So we're bringing it online and it's time for the BIG Holiday Tournament of Questionable Legality! We're going to play a 3 round tournament online starting DECEMBER 11TH (it's been a busy November, I'm sorry) which means I need your fleet submitted by DECEMBER 10TH AT MIDNIGHT. This point will be reiterated below.
Also make sure you've signed up for our Discord for match scheduling!
Rules: Malleable, but basically tournament Armada. See below.
Fleet Points: 400....ish. Squads are capped at 134 no matter what else happens.
We're doing this tournament for charity; specifically Heifer International. All your donations that you make are going to them, and the money you donate is going to translate in a 1 for 1 basis into "Cheat Points." Each cheat point is either spent in Fleet-Building (max 30 Cheat Points) or in-game (no max; can re-buy between rounds if you DESPERATELY want to since it's all going to charity).
Each of the Cheat Points is going to break some fundamental rule of the game, but this is for charity and it's all in fun, so try to be cool about it? Think of these like a menu, and pick the ones you want the most:
Fleets and Cheats (Fleet-building cheats, max $30, one exception)
|It's Derby Eve, they're insulted if you DON'T cheat em.|